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Jesus

A fictional character such as Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny.

The Nativity Story (the birth of Jesus) is a children's book, just like "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".

by Jakov Ajiza May 20, 2009

20πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

The mexican guy at the car wash.

Keep washing that car Jesus!

by 333luker February 5, 2010

65πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

1.Just tha most awesome guy who eva lived

2.Saviour of our souls

3.Son of God

Person 1: "i am the most awesome guy ever"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"

by why-cant-we-be-friends May 1, 2006

85πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Really just the smartest man in our world's history, with religion aside and beliefs cast out, Jesus was a man with the original indeniable push to "Utopia". He spent his time sharing things to inspire people, to change people's minds about how to treat others. He wanted to make human beings a caring, and for lack of a better reference, a family. Jesus shouldn't have been killed for what he did, but he was because of the same way a lot of people are treated wrong today. The second somebody either disagrees or doesn't understand what somebody else is trying to do/say, they jump at the oppurtunity to thrash at their very existence.

Jesus taught us how to live, taught us how to care, how to love...but nobody listened

by Wawk R October 22, 2005

39πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets

Man did you see Jesus?
Yeah man he's so funny

by JesΓΊs January 7, 2015

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


jesus!

An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.

-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!

by man!? May 6, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus is a god his best bud is Allah

Look at that mum jesus hanging out with Allah!

by Religious nun March 23, 2017

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž