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the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!
the end
wow. i saw johnny knoxville and had an orgasm. oh golly.
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Hotter than Orlando Bloom.
Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom
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The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.
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when a guy creeps up on a girl while she is asleep and spoons with her. Known as the ultimate kind of awkwardness when the girl wakes up.
Man that fag is Pullin a Johnny on Alysa!!!!!
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When a girl takes a shit on a guy, while he pisses into her mouth.
Oh man, Anthony really gave Stephanie a Juicy Johnny!
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Johnny Cashing oneself is the act of wearing all black: black shoes, black slacks, black tie, black shirt, black coat.
John: You see Jake over there?
Max: The guy in all black? Yeah! He's Johnny Cashing tonight.
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A singer and keyboard player. A member of three well know bands, The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, and Jaguar Love
He's just damn good.
Not to be confused with whitney houston, who can't play synth, whereas Johnny Whitney can.
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