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When someone screws up when using a keyboard.
“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”
Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"
Jonah Hill as Seth in "Superbad": I wash and dry! I'm like a single mother.
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A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.
"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"
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Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick
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A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level
They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.
They also smell slightly dodgy.
Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!
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The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."