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One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.
"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."
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A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
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Jordan you may think you may know him, but you don't. He sometimes can't control himself when he gets angry and yells at you, but really you should just let him calm down & soon you 2 should be friends again. He a nerd & probally a very smart kid. Sometimes Jordan may think he's so smart he might just think he's smarter then you. I know I only told you the details but Jordan's the best kid I've met so far!
Jordan
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A guy who wears diamond stud earrings, rocks Bieber hair and competes in the long jump for two track seasons then coasts on his "career" as a "long jumper" too fit in with the Jocks.
Yo that dingy ass boi Jordan is such a fake jock.
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a complete asshole who has no idea what he is talking about , fucks sheep every chance he can get
the guy over there is such a Jordan .
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Meaning of Jordan Well First of all you would never really know Jordan unless you sat and talked to him, he has the best personality, and I know he loves the lord with all is heart mind soul and strength, Jordan Has the cutest smile you know when he's happy or he just smiling so it doesn't make him look stupid haha, his laugh is adorable is like "hahahahahahhaaaaaha" I can't really put it into sound, Jordan can make anybody and everybody happy his smile just makes you happy he is amazing. He doesn't care what people think or what people say ethier. When he talks about the lord you can feel it so strong that he wants this life that he knows what he wants and he's gonna push on in the lord......jordans girlfriend is gonna be the luckiest girl on earth honestly I'd die to have guy like him. Jordan has really honestly made me a better person, he makes me wanna be a better person. but Jordan is the cutest sweetest amazing guy. I'm so amazingly lucky to have a friend like him. And when he sings oh my gosh.. His voice is like a Angels it's beautiful
Me "I'm sad"
Jordan *Smiles*
Me "I'm happy now"
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Usually super hot ; Deffinately athletic , funny , and just fun to be around . Easy to fall in love with , even though he flirts with every girl he sees , pretty or not . But doesnt like all the girls he flirts with . Usually liked by MANY people because EVERYONE knows who he is . Usually has AMAZING brown eyes . A smile you could die for . LOVES to smile(: Really good at football , basketball , and baseball . Doesnt really care what people think about him . KNOWS HOW TO DOUGIE(; And Jerkkk ;D Really good dancer . Commonly called Jordy .
Amy: Oh woww , he's got the most amazing eyes<3 Who is he?(:
Arya: Thaat , is Jordan<3 #5 on the football team , #15 on the basketball team!
Amy: Oh , Duh! I should of known his name was Jordan!
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