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Maria Jose

Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.

MARIA JOSE a wonderful person, she comes across as a lion and a bit frightening but she is a loyal lion once she becomes your friend. she will stand up against any one for you, go any where, get into to trouble with you. she has to most unique, beautiful personality, she is amazing at every subject including Latin!!! she never realises her amazing skills inside the classroom and as a friend.

by Mariajo13 July 13, 2018

475๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a โ€œMariaโ€ is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but donโ€™t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but sheโ€™ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Joseโ€™s friend and you get her mad sheโ€™ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks sheโ€™s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isnโ€™t afraid to tell you sometimes sheโ€™ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a โ€œMariaโ€ never let her go and always be there for her.

Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.

by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018

72๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

The biggest faggot in the entire school.

Jack: Jose is the biggest faggot ever like seriously.

Calvin: I know right!

by MinionTwister December 13, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)

'Who is that kid,he looks amazing?' 'Oh,that's Jose,he's awsome.'

by Urban Masters April 1, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

Jose is the type of guy that everybody is not jealous of, he is also very STUPID .

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY

by So desses mesmo... March 24, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

A creepy hairy virgin. He sings like an autistic dolphin, has no outside skills and would gladly suck off Captain America (possibly take dick). An illegal beaner, possibly a bigger pedophile than "Matthew". He's obsessed with females, that one creepy kid in the rally recording cheerleaders for personal use. The type of nigga to sniff a girl's seat when she gets up.

Cheerleader 1: Did you see that creepy ass virgin recording us during the rally?
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"

by fatassgingerlookimnforpipe December 4, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

A scum bag that never invites his friends anywhere also listens to spanish and black music

John- Dude where is Jose
Nathan-he went to the movies

John- Jose never invites us anywhere but we invite him

by Kvng_of_Ny July 30, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž