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Louisville, Kentucky is one of the best kept secrets in Kentucky. Most who are not from Louisville think it's a silly place, while those who were born and raised can say its nice in its own respect. It has many flaws a lot of chumps, and kids who think they are SO COOL, mainly in the Highlands area but as a whole its a pretty cool place to live.
Except in the summer. In the summer Louisville is drenched in humidity and 90 degree weather and should be avoided at all costs.
You were born in Louisville, Kentucky? What are you, a hick?
"no."
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you sneak up behind a chick and jiggle her tits kinda roughly ... if you do it to a guy its still pretty vioilating
dude that guy just gave you a kentucky rumbler
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When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'
John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.
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Kind of the same as a normal fisting but before reaching into the depths, the man or woman holds a piece of the colonels finest chicken and proceeds to fist the subject for an extended period of time, removing the hand without the seasoned bird.
Did you see sheyrl the other day? she couldnt walk straight because paul gave her a kentucky fist and she hasnt been able to get the thing out for weeks!
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The Kentucky washboard is the act of sitting on a sexual partners abs and taking a soggy, chunky dump on them and rubbing it in with you dirty ass cheeks.
"Son last night I gave your Mom a Kentucky washboard,and shes still picking out pieces of Tuesday nights pot roast out of her bellybutton"
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What every Louiville fan wants, what every Tennessee fan hates, talking about every player like family, reciting statistics from teams that played before you were born, preparing for the Final Four more than a year in advance, following recruiting statistics from kids in middle school, an endless line in the bitter cold in front of Rupp arena, the staggering amount of traveling fans to any city in the Union, a sweet, soft, southern, thrill, something that can get in your blood and turn it blue, a culture so deeply entrenched within an idea that only jerseys hanging from the rafters can define it, and all of this originating in Lexington, Kentucky, but found worldwide in Big Blue faithful...Camelot, King Arthur's Court, Rome.
The word basketball cannot exist without the state of Kentucky. Kentucky Basketball is to basketball what King Arthur is to Camelot
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When perfoming sex in the doggy style position, begin to pull on the mate's hair. When the time is right, yank a sufficient amount of hair out and begin to intertwine and create a rope. Stick this in her mouth, as if it were a reign. Use this to maneuver and ride your partner around the track of sex.
This piece of hair must be from last night's Kentucky Derby.
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