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kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face

why are you kermiting right now?

by theurbangamer February 15, 2023


KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!

Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!

by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022


Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod July 1, 2022


doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 6, 2019


Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019


the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017


Busty Kermit

A term referring to someone, usually a zesty aesthetically challenged female, that enjoys pegging. Busty Kermit's are typically found in the wild as alt girls, e girls,

"POV Busty Kermit in matteos room begging to peg him for free val carry in comp"

by The Captain of the Rocks December 9, 2022