When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.
Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze
To eat an extremely spicy item and then proceed to perform oral sex, usually resulting in an unpleasant sensation for the recipient.
"I was so mad at her I had to give her the ole the flaming kamikaze last night"
When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.
Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer
I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.
where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.
Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.