Doing a kamikaze is while you masturbate, you call your parents just before finishing
Yesterday Tom missed a kamikaze and now his parents want to castrate him
When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
To eat an extremely spicy item and then proceed to perform oral sex, usually resulting in an unpleasant sensation for the recipient.
"I was so mad at her I had to give her the ole the flaming kamikaze last night"
When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.
Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze
When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer
I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.
It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"