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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.

by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021


Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).

by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021


24 karat gold labubu

The most expensive labubu in the world made of REAL 24 karat gold, and weighing 200 grams. It costed 20,000 pounds to have him made by basically melting down gold bars and putting it in a shape thing that was the shape of a labubu.

DO NOT DIP IN VINGAR

British woman: I have the one and only 24 karat gold labubu
British woman: he is the golden one, he is the chosen one.

by ur moms iliccit affair July 09, 2025


Karate Rob

Noun: Best used to describe that one friend over there. You know, the one who will bum a cig but when it's his turn to fork out, where's he at? This applies to everything, not just cigs. He also thinks he can beat everyone up, but can't handle 3 bottles of Heineken.

Nuh uh girl, don't go dancin wit him. I smell dats Karate Rob from ova hurr

by IShotKarateRob March 11, 2011


karate monkey

Going apeshit.

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.

by Tarheel 61 March 05, 2016


Karate Chopped Humus

A really ugly vagina.

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!

by BangraBoy and the chutney crew January 17, 2021


Karate sniper

A "Karate sniper" is a sweaty teenager who plays fortnite and clash of clans. They cant

Are you a karate sniper? because you seem cracked at hand to dick combat

by cumlord21 December 29, 2022