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Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.
I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!
An term often used to refer to something saught after.
Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle
When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.
I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.
Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.
A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.
They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!
For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.
Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!
Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”