Someone who is shorter than Alex
Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex
Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
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No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.
Kevin is awesome
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A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy
Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, Iβm scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.
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gay as fuck and sucks cock the size of the earth
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Kevinβs are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
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Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came
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this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's
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