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A second rate, badly designed wood burning stove made of too thin metal and with bad castings and welds. A classic method for back to the landers with more desire to live the natural life than money to get outfitted properly to get burned out of their funky hovels.
The Flower Kids were living in the back forty but their hippie killer blew up and torched their shack
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An upper class man who takes advantage of freshman girls trying to look cool and only dates freshman regardless of age.
"Isn't that girl John's with a little young for him" "Yeah but he's a freshman killer so that's completely normal behavior for him"
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The extremely pointy shoes worn by puerto ricans and russians that are used to crush cockroaches when then run into a corner; a round toe wont reach far enough into the corners apex to cause a lethal blow to the aforementioned roach.
Oscar had a roach in a mexican standoff in the corner of his room, his air force one was too round to crush him, out of nowhere his cousin JuanJulio, who was dressed up to go to the local cantina came running in with his cockroach-killers and instanly speared the roach in the corner.
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Someone good at getting laid then moving on to the next hookup.
She said he was a "pussy killer," and I believe it.
She gets so much strange. She's clearly a "pussy killer."
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The guy OJ Simpson sees every morning in the mirror.
Which golf course is the real killer on today?
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A person who is the opposite of a herb and he gets all the girls. Alternatively and literally it means someone who beats up herbs that can’t get no girls. This is usually used in New York.
Friend 1: Yo did you see pedicini on the streets my man feening for girls
Friend 2: Don’t worry his “wing man” is a herb killer he gon steal tha girls from him.
What you get for doing your best friend's girl or guy. You lose your best friend and usually the girlfriend or boyfriend goes back to him or her because it was a drunken mistake.
I never should have slept with Glenn after the party. He went back to Kate and gave me a killer heartbreak.