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kobe dodd

kobe is really mean and like to eat my food and he scabed my drink

kobe dodd
ohh why are you a little asshole domb bitch. kobe dodd

by xcvbnm,j.k,jmhgfbdsasfrgthyjuk June 1, 2022


Aaron Kobe

A fucking bitch skrub in csgo worse then fucking leafy...

Some kid that u meet in csgo that blocks/bait and sprays like ur mom at night!

DONT TALK TO THIS SLUT!

HES A FUCKING SKRUB!

You play like a Aaron Kobe You skrub

by Vestrodoge May 4, 2016


Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 26, 2013


Kobe Bryant

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE COME BACK KOBE

Man I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is gone.

by TherealπŸ₯΄ February 13, 2020

87πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Kobe Style

To go anal without permission during consensual sex, thus making the sex non-consensual.

She chased him out of the bedroom and threw his pants at him. Never again would he go Kobe Style on a woman he cared about.

by Tim Bax August 25, 2003

123πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Kobe lobster

Lobster fed with Kobe beef

The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.

How I met your mother

by Omnijonn October 30, 2007

360πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


kobe bryant

one of the most motivational people on earth the beast of a leader for the la lakers he was also a great parent sadly he passed at 9:47 cal time jan 26 2020 in an tragic helicopter crash some might say he got dunked into to the hill with his daughter where I come in and slap them and say to soon them what time is not to soon me never both silently shakes our heads he was number 24 and 8 both on the lakers he retired on 2016 and played for the lakers for 20 years he was one of the best basketball players of all time we all miss you Kobe we all miss you.

sad fact it was on my sisters b day and his crash was near my moms house they where heading to a game at his daughters academe clouds appeared and the pilot tried to get higher but sadly something went wrong and the helicopter crashed gone but never forgotten he was a legend we love you Kobe Bryant and we all miss you.

by yo yeet January 28, 2020

30πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž