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Kung Pow Penis

Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.

Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*

by Kung Pow Penis August 12, 2018

18πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Kung Pow Bitch

When you want to insult someone you just can't stand.
It suddenly makes you feel like the "most electrifying man in all entertainment".

The Rock " You put me down when I am not around to answer back..... man, you are just a Kung Pow Bitch"

by Mister Mr February 29, 2012

18πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


Kung-Fu Talk

type of language and words spoken dialect of people from Asian decent - mainly old world and older generation of primarily Chinese, Burmese, Phillipino, Taiwan, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Khmer, Cambodian, and any eastern / Asia demographics of the world. Phrase was made famous by Dave Chappelle in the "Clayton Bigsby" skit during a speech! "All that ching chang chong - Kung-Fu talk!"

Damn did you hear all that kung-fu talk in the steam room at the gym! Why are they always flinging their wet rags at everybody with their nasty sweat!

"...all them Chinese people with all that ching chang chong - Kung-Fu talk!"

I can't stand all this kung-fu talk going on - damn fobs!

by Kung-Fu Talk March 4, 2010

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


asian kung-fu generation

One of the best (J)Rock bands ever. Formed during their college days in 1996 by Masafumi Gotou, Kensuke Kita, and Takahiro Yamada. Ichiji Kiyoshi joined them a bit later.

They play high octane guitar rock with emo and powerpunk influences. Their strong edgy melodies, adrenaline-drenched guitar and bass, fast-paced drumming, perfectly syncronized with Gotou's amazing vocal talents had gained them numerous amounts of fans and awards(even for music videos, lol). Although it took a couple of years to achieve the popularity that they have gained, Ajikan albums are topping charts, hundreds and thousands of copies of their records have been sold and they are filling magazine racks and displays of music shops all over Japan.

Also, their singles "Rewrite" and "Haruka Kanata," used respectively as the themes to anime series Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, have managed to snag Asian Kung-Fu Generation a much deserved international fan base.

Refered to as Ajikan by most fans. You should as well.

Stolen and edited from various forums and fansites.

Fangirl A: Dude, asian kung-fu generation is frickin awesome!

Fangirl B: Yeah man, Gotou's hair is smexy <3

Fangirl A:...Wtf?

by Narzhul August 25, 2006

101πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.

Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!

by spacekc929 June 27, 2011

36πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

by MMA J February 8, 2010

31πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

by Roland_07 August 20, 2007

37πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž