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A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.
Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post
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Slang term for the prescription stimulant Adderall, which comes from the name of the active ingredients d-amphetamine and l-amphetamine. Yet another example of what one thinks of when deprived of things like sleep for days on end.
I knew this guy that loved to eat damp lamps by the handful. Unfortunately, it was the only thing he ever ate because once it kicked in, his apetite was lost. On the bright side, his grades skyrocketed due to the greatly enhanced concentration he was able to achieve.
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A Subway sandwich popularized at Tigard High School in Oregon. A Genie's Lamp consists of getting the oven roasted chicken breast on italian herb and cheese bread, with cheddar cheese then getting lettuce and tomato put on the sandwich before toasting. A very large amount of chipotle sauce is then put on the sandwhich after toasting, resulting in the greatest sandwich experience anyone could have.
-Hey Ian where are you going for lunch?
-Subway bro, come with me, you need to get the Genie's Lamp, it's the best sandwich you will ever have.
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(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.
2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.
1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.
2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.
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Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.
Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."
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a fetish that fetishizes lamps and people that are sexually attracted to lamps have a lamp fetish
person a:“wowie lamps really turn me on”
person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”
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