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When someone is in a bad mood; similar to "did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?"
Why are you so angry? Who creased your laces?
It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.
Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?
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Quit trippin
A reference to when your shoe is untied, and you trip
george: WTF MAN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?!?!!?!
harold: Jeez man, lace up your shoes, i was just messin. just hurry to the hospital, maybe they'll be able to re-attach them
george: yeah you're right, sorry for trippin
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A word used by someone of the scumbag origin who really wants to steal your footwear.
"Here bud giz a shot of your laces or ill bleedin kill ye RIGH"
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Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces
Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
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He is a Very cool dude
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
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