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The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.
Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"
"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
A woman or girl who has a lot of male friends and often behaves like a man whilst in their company. These women are very happy individuals as they can hang out with a lot of hot guys without it being totally obvious that they would very much like to bang them. (see harem queen)
"How come you don't feel uncomfortable walking around in your undies in front of Corinne? Doesn't she cop a perve at your bits?"
"No, it's cool. She's one of the lads!"
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a person or individual dedicated to the hunt for gash. Often found in areas with loud music such as bars or clubs
Josh has so much success with the ladies. He is relentless, persistent and charming, often embarking on a malicious gash-hunt. This is what I call a Sweet Lad
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Special remarks to a friend or close acquaintance that depicts their sexual appearance that is unusually significant.
Boy 1: Damn dude, check out that sexy lad
Boy 2: Dude that's memeulous
Boy 1: No homo, but damn...
Thicc Girl: *exists*
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A top lad is one who excels in all areas of complete LADishness. The title TOPLAD can only be bestowed by fellow LADS by their unanimous acclaim. A TOPLAD's antics are completely effortless and natural, they can not be forced or faked.
Many TOPLADS can be recognised by their self created LAD symbols or indications.
1. Who took a shite in Betty’s dishwasher?... Oh, it was that Top Lad over there.
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Anaemic pubescent Caucasians from respectable middle class homes who affect toughness by the wearing of pastels and white caps and congregate in public to intimidate rival crews by insulting their choice of nautica polo shirt and casting aspersions on one another's sexual integrity.
Esh lad 1: "Let's go cruising bruz"
Esh lad 2: "Nah, man, everyone's already seen me in this" (gesturing to delicately pressed polo shirt).
Esh lad 1: "That's cool. We can go home and vicariously vanquish entire hoods on GTA vice city."
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