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The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
Bully laid month means you can bully anyone named laid
Owwwww why did you hit me
It’s bully laid month
a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar
maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid
When British people have sex in a bathroom.
American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'
British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'
A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
Getting laid on a late night
Person A: „I cant wait for our laid night“