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Ugly girl with no potential. She eats Mashed potatoes all day and Wendy's at night. She likes Jewish boys but claims they're all Chaldean.
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he's not fatherless, he's fatherful
lana rhoades child probably got gonorrhea and syphilis
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The belief that lana del rey is sapphic and has felt love for a woman.
Person a: omg , lana del rey has a sapphic energy about her
Person b: yess she definitely is in love with Taylor swift. Lana del rey? More like lana del gay.
Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville
The LL defense is fairly simple:
When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.
Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*
Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense
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me: have you listened to lana del rey yet??
stranger: uhm no-?
me: *slaps*
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a bitch who keeps delaying cocc for no reason
James: Did u hear the news about Lana Del Rey?
Anna: Ofc, she delayed her album again. 🙄
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To "Lana Del Rey" means to become a sugar baby, do drugs with and dedicate your life to a man or woman much older than yourself. This can be used for both men and women.
"Look at this cute picture of Matthew Gubler!"
"I would Lana Del Rey for him, I swear."
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