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The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.
Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*
A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?
Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!
when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.
when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi
many people laptop brawl at starbucks.
today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people