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Tina is an iconic name. You call someone or something this when it doesn't eat their tater tots, casserole, and ham.
" Tina! You fat lard! Come get some dinner!
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Newfoundland slang for "My Lord have mercy" or "Lord have mercy"
Ah is pronounced "awe".
There's a fire down the street!
Oh my lard ah mercy call 911!
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Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.
1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)
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(n)
Acronym: DLI
A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.
Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
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The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!
~Faticus, Lardian High priest.
Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
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A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.
You're a gay lard . (insulting him)
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Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!