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an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.
jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs
When a girl rubs her soft, smooth legs against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.
She had me lie down naked on the bed. She tied my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to the bedposts with soft nylon rope. My cock became incredibly hard as she put me in a bound and helpless position, giving her full control over me. She looked great in her gray tank top and short shorts. Her shorts revealed her amazing, long, and sexy legs. Her quadriceps, hamstrings, and calves were beautifully toned.
She laid down perpendicular to me and stretched her legs out, placing them over my waist as she sat by my side on the bed. She placed one of her thighs on my cock, causing me to twitch in pleasure against the rope that held me down. Her thigh felt so firm, yet soft, as it stroked my cock. She then moved her leg towards her so that her calf rubbed against my cock as well. She made eye contact with me as she did, and smiled at me when I moaned in pleasure from her leg’s touch. She then switched to her other leg, stroking me back and forth from her thigh to her calf.
Finally, she pressed both of her legs together with my cock in between. She moved her legs forward and back, stroking my cock in between her calves and thighs. I felt a lot of pressure building up and flooding towards my cock and balls. She squeezed her legs together harder around my cock as she continued stroking it. It was too much. I cried out as the pressure exploded through my cock and sprayed cum onto her thighs, shins, and calves. It was an amazing leg job.
The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.
After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.
A word meaning large legs or fat
Look at Isaiah he's got those heavy legs.
The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.
Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!
term for a spasming of ones legs or other body appendages in bed which occur beyond a person's control.
i had jimmy legs after drinking too much the night before
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when a person (male or female) is standing up straight and their legs curve backwards (ie. the opposite way of the knees) , in effect looking like a leg on a camel.
oh my gaw becky look at her camel legs
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