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Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!
Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"
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When you take a crap and wipe on a girls chin like a beard
With that steamin' lincoln she was looking all presidential.
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Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.
After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.
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When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
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a five-dollar bill.
'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
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latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
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When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!
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