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Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!
Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
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A person who is tapped into their emotions and yet has the desire and ability to become anything that they want to be in life...sweet and sensitive, yet strong and courageous as well. Not always aware of their true potential, but others can see it in them...and they are admired for their well-rounded personality and ability to love in a more powerful way than the average person. They are Emo Lions, they are exceptional...they are what everyone wishes they could be.
"Emo Lions can make you feel like a Goddess with the amount of love that they are able to shower you with."
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The Liberty High Lion known as Cody Spaid, for his legacy of sex, partying, and lacrosse skills.
Hey did you see the Sex Lion today?
Yeah i saw that Lax Bro having sex at at a party
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1. The newest and dumbest idea (as of 2012) by Calvin Broadus to synergize his 3 loves; Whoring himself out to the recording industry, making copius amounts of money off people who have no other drive than to do drugs and him the poverty line as low as possible, and finally to further mastering the art of song writing with as little talent as possible.
2. An offensive attempt by the aforementioned Broadus to move away from a stagnating rap career and into a genre based largely on a religion he has shown no mastery of or belief in except for tenets relating to drug use and hatred of Caucasians. The latter tenet was largely abandoned as the religion evolved from infancy. Something Broadus himself still struggles to do.
Q: Did you hear that new Snoop Lion CD?
A: Yep, it was shit. It was so bad Bob Marley's ghost killed himself. This is OK, but people get mad at white rappers for having no credibility. FML!
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Originally a regional term from the suburbs of South London, 'Lion Paw' is a greeting as well as a mark of respect used amoungst peers.
Though originally coined by 'Kids of Saaf Lond.' - 'Lion Paw' was adopted by a couple of Hospitality workers in the Midlands in the late 90's and has since spread through thier own peers and close associates and continues to grow today.
Often said whilst accompanied by 'The Paw' - a handshake which, at its most basic, has each of the two 'participents' palms pressed to one another (fingers pointed skywards in a Native American 'How' style). Both hands turn approx 15 degrees anticlock-wise against each other and the fingers of each persons hand fold to grip the others pad on the right of thier hand.
This 'handshake' can (and has been) evolved and developed into more intricate styles though every 'true' interpretation maintains the key 'Paw' part of the hand shake.
"Coast to coast, shore to shore - you gotta keep it real with the Lion Paw" - Confuscious
"Paw that s**t up!!" - often said with elation in appreciation of something a comrade has said / done / made refrence to.
"You know the score, Lion Paw"
"Flash me..." (or) "Bust me..." - "...a Paw" - by way of a request for a 'Paw' to celebrate / acknowledge a moment of triumph or when reuniting with a comrade after time apart.
'Lion Paw' - Said alone this can be interpretted in many ways depending on the context (Similarly to "Forget about it" the Italian Amarican phrase). Can mean any of the following: Well Done / Bravo / Good Times / I know what you mean / You know what I mean / Hello / Goodbye ...and no doubt more than that.
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A complete douche of a Miami Heat fan. Possibly 12 years old, he started following the Heat when they traded for Shaq, but pretends to be a knowledgeable NBA fan. He is also known as having the longest message board signature in the history of the merking internet, complete with incoherent quotes and ramblings.
He was recently OWNED by OrlandoMagic.com message board users after stupidly trying to take all of them on. He was relentlessly pounded for page after page with hilarious pictures and comments. His anger is undoubtedly due to the Magic’s 8 game lead over the Heat a mere 4 weeks into the NBA season
Magic Fans such as Jereth Cutestory, Marc Acres 3:16, DJMase20, Hutchence, Drunk on Mystery, Athena, WPMagic and more, were all in on the action.
(Red Lion) see MiamiHeat.com for more
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Complete and total devastation of the Female genitalia through implement of a barbed phallic object in a thrusting manner.
Similar to the sexual intercourse procedures of male lions.
Im going to Lion Fuck your vagina so you'll never be able to fuck again!
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