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Drake: Dude, I put a Massive load into Jenny last night!
Josh: Sick bro!
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When getting head you disguise you are about to bust a nut. You let it build up then go for the killing shot. If successful you cause gagging and a feeling of joy.
Justin held his his shot for the opportune moment. He only had one shot to make the kill, his sniper load was ready. Krista never saw it coming, she gagged and Justin felt relieved, knowing he accomplished his mission.
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When someone jerks off onto the keyboard of a laptop and then closes it.
Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.
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a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off
hey Sally, we need to get a new load sopper, this one is hard and crusty now
Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back
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Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
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To ejaculate a large load of cum / semen - preferable in or on a woman
"Mandi was giving me great handjob last night, so I turned over and had to Dump a load on her chest"
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That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks
"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"
"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."