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A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.
Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!
Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.
Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!
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n.: circular logic, 2.: a response to an illogical statement presented as fact.
"I think people are more friendly and pleasant when the weather is bad because they have something to talk about together."
"What?! No, that is a total logic poodle. It makes no sense! People are miserable when it is nasty outside."
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An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.
"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."
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logic used by girls in many occasions that totally go against common logic and the mere obvious.
"a girl tells you a time she will be someplace, add on 5-15 minutes to that=girl logic."
"a girl dresses up as a hoochie but gets pissed when guys hit on her only for the purpose to have sex=girl logic"
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when in life you do everything wrong but you think in the end everything will just work out all in your favor.
Kids growing up, if they follow the examples they see in a walt disney movie,Like do it your own way, hell with the rules, then it all works out in the end,So not like real life,its"Disney Logic"to think this way
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A form of reasoning that utilizes the path of least
'intellectual' resistance. This type of reasoning is found commonly among the less educated members of society. Thinking this way is cheap but it sticks; thus Bubblegum Logic.
America is having trouble keeping its citizens employed. Ali is an immigrant working for a software company. Immigrants are taking all the jobs.
Holding immigrants responsible for the troubled economy is bubblegum logic as it does not take into account other sources of this very complex problem. often used to cloud a real issue.
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See circular logic.
Why does Circular Logic work?
Because Circular Logic works.
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