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The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.
Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."
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Extreme Lying down is a sport characterized by lying face down with your hands by your sides, and toes pointed straight down.
Although there are no set rules as to where ELD takes place, it is often done in precarious places so one can show off to friends.
Photos of people performing ELD are often posted on social media sites, such as Facebook and Tumblr.
The craze of ELD has recently taken off in Australia, although it is commonly, but incorrectly, referred to as Planking.
ELD has been around, but not well known, for many years, and has only recently come into the public eye due to Australian Rugby League football player David 'Wolfman' Williams using it when he scores a try, among other things. Williams incorrectly calls it Planking, which is why the term has taken off.
Person 1: Hey, what's that guy doing lying down on top of that lamp post? It look's pretty extreme.
Person 2: Exactly! It's called Extreme Lying Down! It's been around for ages! But don't let anyone tell you it's called planking, though!
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A random Hmong name where the Ly and the Lee are pronounced the same. Kao is pronounced as "Cow." Also a name for a cool Hmong girl.
Kao Ly Lee is very cool.
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1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.
2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.
WOMAN #1: I told my boyfriend I had to work 3 extra hours.
WOMAN #2: He knows you're lying on your pussy. That trick is so old.
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Lying about giving/receiving oral sex to/from someone, which includes sucking dick, eating pussy, licking bootyhole, etc.
WOMAN: You know that girl said you ate her out. But, I knew she's lying on your tongue because you was home the whole time.
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When a girl licks your ass with pop rocks on her tongue
My girl asked me to cum in her eye,but i asked for the Fourth of Poo-ly!!
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The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values
-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke
Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"
Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"