MDS

MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.

Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.

MDS

Stands for Massive Dick Syndrome

"Man I had to go to the hospital and get surgery"
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."

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muddasick

"well mds dred"

MDS

Elon Musk Derangement Syndrome

"... the MSM has turned the MDS up to 11."

MDS

Magic Dick Syndrome - a condition characterized by the belief that one's dick has magical properties capable of curing any perceived "ills" or "deficiences." Generally used in a disparaging manner.

Words that could have been spoken by George Costanza sometime after his fiance dumped him:
"Kramer has MDS. I turn them into lesbians, and he turns them back!"

"Jimmy can't even imagine I don't want to fuck him. I think he suffers from MDS."