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The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!
Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
A Femdom who loves cum and is deserving of draining one of their cum.
If you think i’m worthy, i can be your cum mommy ;)
a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog
Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
When a female puts a dilldo up a person's hole and not going hard enough so they say harder mommy
Rebecca: harder mommy~
Y/n: 0kah
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1.a silly and most annoying woman that is suppose to be your grandmother, but because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a Mommy Ann. Emphasis on the word mommy. 2. Another way for a parent to humilate their child and to incorporate their AB/DL identity into society while blaming it on their child. 3.A clue your parent might be an AB/DL / pedosexual
sarah may spend the weekend with her grandmother, and joe larry stays with his Mommy Ann.
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A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.
Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
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A mommy's boy is a boy or a man who has a very close relationship with his mother. As an adult, a mommy’s boy may talk to his mother on a daily basis and spend more time with her than some consider normal.
It's too bad, when you decided to marry your "mommy's boy" that you didn't realize how things would inevitably turn out.
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