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If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.
damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit
Your top four sexual partners. Generally the ones you had the best sex with or the ones that were most out of your league. A Founding Father (whoever you lost your virginity to) may also be included by default.
After last weekend with Hannah I'm going to need to make some changes to Mt. Fuckmore.
Who's on your Mt. Fuckmore?
Term used in reference to the sexual position of mounting (riding) your partner.
“Dude! Julie climbed Mt. Everest last night! Shit was awesome.”
When going to the bathroom and crapping so much that it creates a wide and proud mound of poo that extends well above the water line, likened to the iconic image of Mt. Fuji dimly back-lit by the horizon and setting sun.
I Mt. Fujied it.
When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.
Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!
Mounatain that spews golden coins over the deserving villagers
Mt Coinvious erupts rewarding all the deserving villagers with endless wealth
for tired Mom's or Dad's: refers to the endless pile of laundry that never diminishes, despite washing, drying & folding several loads day after day after day.
Also: For Mom's who breastfeed and start to feel like a farm animal, the baby is ALWAYS nursing.
I've nursed the baby 14 times today, I feel like Mt. Neverest.