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1. 24/7 showing of fucktard reality shows, depicting pretty white teenagers with problems, having only one 30 minute interval of actual music.
2. Satan
Person 1: Wow, the cable's out and the only channel that will work is...MTV.
Person 2: God damnit.
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Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.
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The network named "Music television", although it ironically is not. They only play music in the early hours of the morning. Most famous of MTV shows may include the Real World, or TRL. Preppy bubblegum pop teenagers such as Lindsay Lohan fans run home with their cell phones and diet sodas screaming to their "BFFs" "OH EM GEE BECKY TRL IS ON LETS GO STARE AT RYAN SHECKLER HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!" even though if an amazingly attractive skateboarder came up to them they would roll their eyes because he's not some stupid prep, and walk away.
Example 1:
person A: What does MTV stand for?
person B: Music television.
A: Why in the world do they call it that?
Example 2:
They should change MTV to RTV, because they never play music, just reality shows.
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A teeny-bopper version of VH1 for softcore wannabe's. Often play predominetly rap/ r&b and or softcore pop. People who watch MTV tend to be big fans of Britney Spears and other assorted teen sex idles.
Stupid Teeny Bopper Girl: The seventh grade girls at my school love watching Gwen Stafani's video "Hollaback Girl" on MTV. We love the fact that she left No Doubt. God, what took her so long?
Me: That's shit, man.
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A Crappy TV Channel that plays only c(R)ap, No-Talent pop and Pouser-Rock while neglecting metal, if you like MTV Then wordUR Gay/word
MTV Is full of attention-starved freaks, and a waste of TV Space
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A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).
I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me
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MTV-Musical telivison.
MTV is a network national channel that rarely plays music except during the credits, insomia hours, and during a sad scene in laguna beach. Instead they show "reality" shows raiding rooms and dates with your mom. MTV introduces different music out to people, but making it seem like its a trend or style. In some opioin MTV ruins music making it seem to comerical or fake. MTV also playes the same songs over and over again until your just to busy bashing your head in to turn off the T.V.
Fall out boy is actually a good band until mtv took over and played there songs over and over again.
& id rather waste time typeing up a dumb defination instead of watch MTV.
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