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MTV has just launched their new logo for their little brother channel MTV2 and have been aggressively promoting it since the last Superbowl. I know that malicious companies like to show their true intentions through symbolic logos. I have to hand it to to people behind the scenes at MTV; they must really think that nobody knows what they are really up to. Let’s just take the new logo their using “a two-headed dog?” Their just seemed something too evil about that. I knew that the Cerberus guarded the gates of Hades, but that one had three heads. I searched further and found the story posted above and it makes total sense now. MTV is the Orthrus and is guarding the captive cattle, “the dazed hive-mentality youth of today.” The conditioning has been there for a long time and now they are just getting an extra laugh rubbing in our face in plain view. We know now that MTV is the cattle herder, but what is the real monster that it’s working for?
Eurystheus, for his tenth labor, gave Heracles the task of bringing back the cattle, which belonged to the monster Geryon. This involved killing the sentinels who watched over the cattle and their master, then, driving the herd over land and sea back to Greece single handed, which made this a very precarious adventure. This monstrous beast was the son of Chrysaor, which makes him nephew of the Gorgon, Medusa. Geryon had three bodies, six arms, six legs and three heads and his appearance was that of a warrior. He lived on Erytheia, a mythical island far to the west, Geryon was the owner of huge herds of cattle, and they were protected by the herdsman Eurythion and the two-headed watch-dog Orthrus.
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MTV, also known as Music Television, is nothing more than an organization which supports popular culture. Also a liberal machine, MTV supports anything that "goes against the man". Many young people live their lives by the gospel of MTV.
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In response to the induhvidual (yes, that word was deliberately misspelled, for those who are unaware of Scott Adams), I must say, the only moron speaking your selected quote is you. And "victims" of the trends MTV produces? Hardly the case. It disturbs me that people as stupid as you exist.
The guy who calls himself "mtv is cooler than you" is an obvious example of someone who has replaced his brains with douche. His very existence is a sad watermark on the history of mankind. Let us hope he does not provide a description of a brick wall, for that would be a Mt. Everest of accomplishment for this poor, stupid soul.
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a pice of shit channel that now sux
its a waste of time for people who are tryin to channel surf
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So-called Music Television that has become somewhat diluted by weird ass reality shows (That at first seemed hip, see first season of Real World and then became RETARDED.)and Carson Dailly. They are given great amounts of credit for introducing the world to Serena Altschul, the way to hot, way to intelligent Mtv News Anchor...who is now safely with CNN.
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a television channel that plays mostly rap and poseur-punk music. The only good artist they play is No Doubt, I could have screamed when they took Daria off the air.
The only decent show now is Big Urban Myth Show
If MTV is Music Television, why don't they play music?
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MTV = music television. A tv station which prides itself around being about music. when in fact as time went on less music was being played and bad actors in "reality" shows become more popular to show. its big corperations like this which are taking over the youth in america through television.
mike: hey lets watch mtv, not for the music but to watch NEXT and PARENTAL CONTROL
stevie:WOOOOOO sounds MAD fun i cant wait omgomgomgomgomgomg i love mtv
mike:call everyone over were going to have a massive circle jerk
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