samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

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ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

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mura mag tala

can be used for situations that'll make you say "what the fuck is wrong with you?" or "What in the hell are you doing?" but in a more passive-aggressive approach. Mainly used in present time.

*Person 1 bumps into Person 2, then just walks away*
Person 2: Mura mag tala.

Magative

The opposite of Negative.
The state of positivity associated with the beneficial results of the Make America Great Again movement of President Trump.

The people of this state are very magative with all the new foreign Investments pouring in, and the corresponding lower unemployment.

grab mag

something with diabets1 and 2 and u can burn anyone with it

guy1 boi u look like a grab mag

guy2 y u so mean
guy3 cuss he fucked ur mom

Magativity

When your best friend takes nudes and sends the to your ex boyfriend

Jess sent magativity to Henry