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Maged joke

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.

Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!

by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013


Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.

-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status

by ...riel... April 14, 2011


debbie magee

Debbie Magee is when you, simply, suck at everything.

God. You're such a Debbie Magee. You're so much better than me!

by JJohnJohnson September 2, 2018


the chad green mage

the best YouTuber ever

the chad green mage is really good and a omega chad

by djsjdj August 12, 2021


Philo Mage

The gayest thing you could ever come up in a game called "Rogue Lineage", If you see them either run or run (unless you are a Dsage)

OMG THERES A PHILO MAGE ON ME!!! HELP IM GETTING SNAP VERDIEN IGNIS GELIDUS SNAP FLORESCO TELORUM SNAP SNARV OH NO MY HP IS GONE IM DEAD!!!!!!!

by AceDoge July 23, 2021


mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner

Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler

by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018


Sha-mage

In World of Warcraft game if a mage doesn't block when it's needed to, he's called sha-mage.

- Nice mage.
- Nope, just another sha-mage.

by Shamage November 30, 2009