A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.
"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"
"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"
Girl 1: meg the maid is so cool!!
Girl 2: I know right!
maybe the best drink ever created ?
person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg
The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid
A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.