male PMS

The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.

Steer clear of Hans today, man--must be a case of male PMS.

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mika male

the worst, most boring and absolutely superfluous band under the sun lead by some homo named orlan tus who can't hold a tune for shit.

Bob: I'm going to a Mika Male concert tonight.
John: You're a homo, dude.

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male jailbait

Also known as malebait.

Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.

Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.

Girl 1: "Wow, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"

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layne (male)

An amazing man that is very loving and very kind, most likely very handsome aswell. If any girl is to have a man named Layne as a friend or a boyfriend perhaps, they should never let him go.

My boyfriend Layne (male)is so amazing and so kind.

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lactating male

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.

That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.

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Male Cunt

A male who pulls the same kinds of bullshit antics as a mean, immature female yet doesn't realize what they are doing is overly feminine. Instead they think its clever and do not understand or realize it is conduct unworthy of an actual man. Forming exclusionary social cliques, passive aggressive attitude and routine back-handed bitch behavior are indicators that a guy may indeed be a male cunt.

"Dude, why is John always secretly talking trash on facebook about Steve and going out of his way to make sure nobody invites him to anything? Did Steve do something wrong?"

"Yeah, something really really small like two years ago. John is a total male cunt for pulling that kind of a high school girl stunt. He is almost 30 years old! Why can't he get over small-time slights like a real man?"

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Male tears

It means sperm, according to some men. Men whose testicles are hanging under each eye. That's sad.

"I'm fed up of my male tears..."
"I'm so sorry for you. When do you have surgery ?"

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