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1.Someone who jacks off too much.
2.Females that give hand jobs for money.
3.A woman that has her man whipped.
1. "Dude that guy is such a banana manager"
The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?
Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..
John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
Failure management encompasses a comprehensive set of practices aimed at addressing and mitigating issues or faults in systems, products, or processes. It begins with the detection of failures, whether through sensors, monitoring systems, or human observation, followed by a diagnostic phase to understand the underlying causes. Once identified, strategies are deployed to reduce the impact of the failure, which can involve immediate fixes or the implementation of redundancy measures. Furthermore, failure management emphasizes learning from failures to prevent their recurrence through improvements in design, processes, or training. Proper documentation and risk assessment play vital roles in this process, ensuring that organizations can effectively respond to and learn from failures to enhance reliability and safety.
Failure management involves the systematic identification and diagnosis of faults or issues in systems.
It is followed by the implementation of effective mitigation strategies to minimize their impact.
Proper documentation and risk assessment are integral components of failure management, aiding in the development of strategies to prevent future failures and maintain the integrity of systems and processes.
Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
Software that controls the system-wide acquisition, installation, upgrading, and removal of programs and utilities. Popular package managers include apt-get (for Debian-based distros), rpm (for the Red Hat/Fedora clan), pacman (Arch Linux), portage (Gentoo), and various special-purpose programs like pip and npm.
Well known as the only right way to install and manage your software, though good luck ever getting a consensus on which package format is the best.
User 1: I fucking hate these Flash updates.
User 2: Huh, that's funny. I've never had any problems with it, my package manager always handles it without complaining. Which OS are you on again?
User 1: Windows, I think?
User 2: Oh. Haha, yep, you're boned.
The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.
The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.
The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.
After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.