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Maria /maΛri( )ja/ is a term used to describe a latina basic bitch. It's meant to differentiate latina basic bitches from other basic bitches.
Man1: Bro, did you see that girl?
Man2: Which one, that Maria?
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Maria: Iβm dating 10 guys and 7 girls!!!
Olivia: thatβs grand
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Literally the meanest person alive. Also the shortest.
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the definition of the devil reincarnated. A maria is not a human being! A creature who plays games of the mind. Makes any boy fall for her and slowly ruins his life by getting him obsessed with her and the things she does. She leaves them after moving onto the next victim. Its unclear why she does this and what her motive is... some say sheβs a servant of the devil others say she took his place. Stay away from Maria sheβs got blue eyes and hair with an unditermined hair color. She changes drastically in physical appearance.
Maria is the scariest person alive.
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A loser who loses everything. Especially to kids named Ben
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two-faced bitch who will leave you for some dumb cunt. nice at first but will make you feel horrible about yourself.
hey whos that girl?
thats the maria girl, shes a cunt.
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this is no human being don't be fulled. maria is the literal definition of the devil, she's a deceiving creature can make any guy fall in love with her, reads minds plays with fire stay away. she ruins guys lives by getting them obsessed to the point where they can't live without her then moves onto her next victim.some say she's a servant of the devil others say she's replaced the devil and is the master ruler of the underground world. she turns guys into crazy obsessive maniacs over her and drags them down so she can bring them through hell after they die. she's an immortal -she pretends she's a smart student at college to get guys. shell tell guys she's a virgin to make them feel special.
(beware her hair and eye colour changes with her moods and feelings): although generally she has blue eyes (uses this as one more thing that makes her different from your average girl) she has dirty blonde hair and is usually built with a super model stature (think like heidi klum). last but not least be careful even if she has already left you she has eyes on you throughout your whole life. she knows your exact activities and whereabouts. she's there in your dreams (chooses the nights she appears in your dreams almost methodically for maximum impact- some times weeks can go buy before she lets you dream her again), her favourite type of dream is a wet dream she's a seductress, she uses your weaknesses against you. stay as far away as possible bro
maria is the evilest creature on the planet
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