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Shaking hands with the unemployed.
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.
Huh?
Masturbation.
Oh, of course!
Mass Murder of tiny defenseless Sperm
If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL
slamming the noodle
tickling the hoe
cooking the turkey
Gabby's tickling the hoe with Luke masturbation.
Beka's cooking the turkey with Danielmasturbation.
Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
The act of being horrified of masturbation.
Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!
What you do while lying in bed.
While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.
Girl:There's no need to take of pants grab a teddy put it down there in or outside the pants .then move your legs in a circular movement until your weak.wait a few minutes and reapeat
Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate