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Shaking hands with the unemployed.
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.
Huh?
Masturbation.
Oh, of course!
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Mass Murder of tiny defenseless Sperm
If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL
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slamming the noodle
tickling the hoe
cooking the turkey
Gabby's tickling the hoe with Luke masturbation.
Beka's cooking the turkey with Danielmasturbation.
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Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
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The act of being horrified of masturbation.
Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!
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What you do while lying in bed.
While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.
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Girl:There's no need to take of pants grab a teddy put it down there in or outside the pants .then move your legs in a circular movement until your weak.wait a few minutes and reapeat
Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate
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