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1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.
2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.
Girl 2: Total douche.
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Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.
The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!
For whatever reason, there is a common theme in roughly every other defintion on urban dictionary. The definiton will be of a name, male or female, and the definer will usually jerk off people of the same name, saying something like: Sarah - the perfect girl, will never leave you, best kind of girl, nice tits lmao, please come back sarah I’m lonely. These definitions serve pretty much no purpose except to garner attention from people mindlessly skimming by. Honestly, removing shitty reminiscing posts like the one example aforementioned would make this place way better. TL;DR to make a shitty definition of a lost lover’s name in a fruitless attempt to procure love once again; that is the Urban Dict. Meta. Don’t get me wrong, some of the definitions on this site are actually real dope, but every time I see an unironic name definition I just wish to be euthanized.
dude 1: wanna browse urban dictionary?
dude 2: sorry, I stopped lurking there after I uncovered the Urban Dict. Meta.
Going negative in For Honor with a four-stack of crutch characters and accidentally winning Dominion matches. This is usually achieved by getting justly team-wiped in two seconds at the beginning of the match. This causes For Honor’s flawless game mechanics to give you minion lane for the duration of the match by only spawning in a few enemy minions each wave. After the enemy team finally dies collectively, they will get one large wave of minions. After the enemy team holds minion lane for approximately four seconds, your team will spawn in seven minions that will annihilate the forty enemy minions holding minion lane in ten seconds. Due to these one sided minion spawns, the enemy team will be forced to sacrifice a player (or two) to clear minion lane an absurd amount of times to no avail. With no need to touch minion lane, your rather unskilled team can keep tossing yourselves at the player-captured zones while only surviving longer than ten seconds due to your team’s aforementioned hero composition. This stalls the enemies’ points, while your team shoots up the scoreboard with points generated from minion lane and causing the score to end around 1,267 to 943. Most of these matches end with one of the enemy players getting four-man ganked by your team, while a Black Prior pops “Oath Breaker”(that he only just unlocked the spawn before), allowing your team to negate his revenge and kill him instantly.
“We managed to hold zones A and C the majority of the match against their two Shugokis, Black Prior, and Hitokiri. Our Gryphon cleared zone B twelve times, only for their minions to spawn and take it on his way back to assist at a zone. I hate the bad player meta and wish these bash oriented characters fed revenge.”
When you wish for Wiafus in genshin impact not because they are good, but because they are wiafus.
John skipped kazuha for Yoimiya because he plays wiafu over meta.
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The unfair bastard in Smash Bros.
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When you have your partner has sex with the partner of the person you hate.
D is mildly obsessed with B. B's boyfriend, W, is super cute. D's boyfriend's, N, meta-hate-fucks T, and D watches.
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