golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

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Mermaid tits

Tits that are blue and sparkley - this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.

'Wow nice top - it is blue and sparkley! You have mermaid tits.'

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Mermaid Cigarette

Another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. Mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.

"Yo, Pass the mermaid cigarette dude."
"Time to roll a mermaid cigarette!"
"Meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette."

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going mermaid

An adult woman with no hair below the navel (because it's been shaved).

Amy only goes down on girls who are going mermaid.

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little mermaid

A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney.

Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.

"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*

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Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

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Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!