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messed up

Like messed but in the up direction.

Toby: "Oh, that's messed up. Steven, can you make that mess a little bit lower, thank you!"

by grammaticalfail October 25, 2011

79πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Cold Mess

A person who treats others as if they are beneath them, and gets what they want. Even though you know what this person is doing is wrong, you still want to hang around that person. Most of the time, this person is popular amoungst thier peers.

BoneQuesha just slapped her man, took his wallet, and told him to go make her dinner while she is at the mall. She’s a cold mess, but I am gonna go chill with her anyway. He in there cookin right now.

by Taleah December 13, 2007

21πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Manicotti Mess

A foursome which involves three men and a woman. The woman is on her period and has a yeast infection. Two penetrate the woman vaginally at the same time and one penetrates in the anus.

John, Paul, and Doug had a manicotti mess with Barb and vomited afterwards from disgust.

by Spence dogg February 19, 2009

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Mess

This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.

Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.

by eviljen July 10, 2011

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


mess ed

short for 'mess head' usually used between mates who have been through a lot of shit and try and take almost anything. usually buzzin of there tits constantly and love a good sesh.

orite mess head you coming round!
ows it goin mess ed

by the pricey April 7, 2006

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Hot Mess

A person (usually female) that is in an untidy or in a messy state. Either emotionally or visually, but maintains an attractive look about her (or him?).

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, woke up with my girl last night, she was a sexy as Hot Mess!

Dude 2: Hot...

by Annnonymoussss November 27, 2010

25πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Hot Mess

a person, thing, or situation in such a state of disarray or disapproval by peers, often in reference to physical appearance, perceived to be disastrously embarrassing, pitiful, or beyond repair.

"catherine's hot." "yeah, a hot mess."

by khwot December 12, 2011

18πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž