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Canada. ( Literally "Mexico of the North", used to irritate Canadians and Mexicans alike. )
Andrew: Where are the Olympics in 2010?
Rosie: In Vancouver in el Mexico del Norte.
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Meaning to commit suicide/OD as a reference to pat the bunny in his songs New Mexico from Johnny hobo and the freight trains and Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist by Ramshackle glory.
Like the time that our friend Chuck came over to our house
He said he needed somebody to take care of his pets
'Cause he was going out of town
I asked him, “Where,” and he said “I'm going to new mexico”
I asked if I could get a ride
He said: “No, you don’t want to follow me
Where it is I’m going”
He backed out of the driveway
That was the last time we saw him
'Cause he drove straight to his parent’s cabin
And put a bullet in his head
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A Threesome with 2 women and 1 man, where the 2 women stick 1 finger each into the man's butthole.
Miller had a New Mexico Threesome with Annie and Cassie and their finger's stink.
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The area in which more beaners pass into the United States than air gets breathed every day. One can find people are stupid enough try and gets drugs,beaners, and a ton of other illegal contraband items to pass by hard ass U.S. soldiers who won't budge and always get caught.
P1: "So...what's the US-Mexico Border??"
P2: "Oh!! That's the place where you can get into Mexico in under a minute, but it takes about 2 hours get out of...if you're lucky."
P1: "Wow doesn't that suck."
P2: "Well, if you have nothing to lose, you could always go udf."
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A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
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When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .
I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.
As many cultural phenomena are generational trends, eating ass has been normalized by Millenials and GenX. Taking a trip down to Mexico means to lick somebody's asshole.
Faded buddy 1: "Eat ass? dude, not me.."
Faded buddy 2: "What's wrong with taking a little trip down to Mexico?"
Me: "After our first date I took her on a trip down to Mexico! And you know what?? We fucked all summer"
(Girl getting back to her table at "Riley's" bar):
Friend: "I saw you come out of the bathroom with that guy... Was he helping you yak?"
Girl: "Nah, he just took me on a little trip down to Mexico!"