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A sexual possition invented by comedians Ray Peacock and Ed Gamble from the Peacock and Gamble Podcast. The practice was made in honour of Annabel Chong and involves a train of guys performing anal sex on a single woman. The term Mignight is in reference to it being specefically anal penetration. Legend has it that the term midnight is also due to Ray Peacock using Brown Sauce as lubricant.
Creg and his fret brothers pulled a midnight train on one of the soccer girls last night after the game.
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The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.
Hey everyone, Jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight shit. Man that sucks to be him.
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A masturbation session performed at night before sleeping.
Mom walked into her 14 year old boys room, only to find him in his tighty whities, looking at nudy playboy pictures on the computer. That is when she knew he had been midnight wanking.
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Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)
He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.
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When a person decides to eat way too much food at an unsightly hour of the night.
George: *goes into the kitchen and sees Dan* Why the hell are you eating a salad, a steak, and ice cream at three in the morning?
Dan: It's just a midnight snack...
George: Whatever you say, fat ass.
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The condition of extreme lack of good judgment that sets in usually after 11 pm and often on a Friday night after working a 12 hour shift and then staying up all night partying or gaming with no regard to your body's extreme physical demand for sleep.
Often characterized by waking up the next day and only having vague recollections of what extremely dirty things you said, did, or items of clothing you took off the night before.
Evidence of recent midnight madness includes an empty 12 pack of Mt. Dew (or an empty 5th), car parked sideways on the lawn, finding someone else's keys in your panties....and the inevitable awkward feeling when you catch your friends or your boss looking at you sideways.
I need a vaccine for Midnight Madness because every time I'm up till 3 am gaming, I get slammed with IM's from love besotted 19 year old boys the next day.
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The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.
Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!
Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...
Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!
All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--
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