Mike

A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.

"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
"Eeeew!"

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Mike

Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.

"Whos that blackie over there?"

'Oh.. its just mike."

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MIKE

boy who has hair resembling a lion

that guy needs a hair cut, has a mike

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Mike

UNA DE CAL Y UNA DE ARENA
Can't take him out of my mind.
Drives me from heaven to hell and from hell to heaven.
I can't wait anymore.

Cannot wait even a single breath more... to let us both reach and touch the stars.

Come to me, come now Mike

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miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

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Mike

This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.

Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.

When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike

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Mike

A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him

Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"

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