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(Every) millennial who is fragile
Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
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Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.
I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.
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A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.
Chris is a millennial fuck stick
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Financial growth from companies owned by Individuals born between 1980 - 1999 in industries that have been controlled by companies that are decades old
“Despite Victoria’s Secret success in the fashion industry over the past two decades. Rihanna has disrupted the industry with Fenty which is worth over $500 milllion”
Me- That’s Millennial Tide Money outliving these companies
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Millennials are starting a bunch of drama with Gen Z, but we literally don't care. This is the perfect response to a millennial who's just trying to stir up trouble.
Millennial: Gen Z is trying to tell make us stop wearing skinny jeans
Gen Z: Ok Millennial. I don't care.
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A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
The mannerisms and speech patterns pertaining to characters typically written by snarky millennials. Common traits include:
-Juxtaposition of playground insults and swearing: 'piss baby, lil weenie bitch muffin'
-Overly verbose and self-aware speech
-Condescending/patronizing phrases
-Laughable attempts at resonating to younger target audiences via 'RELATABILITY'
-Pop culture references in lieu of actual humor
-Necessity to 'educate' someone whilst stating nothing of substance
-"This game has been ruined by millennial dialogue, and most of its political statements
are nothing short of preachy and surface-level."
-"Millennial dialogue is a plague that infests most TV series made in recent memory, as old executives
and 30-something writers attempt to connect to a younger audience, but fail miserably."
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