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the ad i keep seeing while looking through the dictionary
“hey! this Alberta Man Sued For Millions was sued for millions!!”
“i don’t care. i wanna go home”
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"Click here and win a million dollars."
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When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
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The act of folding someone with a fist on the side of the pocket that holds 10 million dollars in them
Ivan just gave Tim the 10 million dollar pocket fold dude Tim is sleep.
Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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On November 25th, all members of art discord servers will receive $1 million from the government for no reason.
No taxes, and it is worldwide
“Wow, I can’t wait for $1 million Art Server day!”