Yao Ming

Noun

An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.

This room is 3 Yao Mings long.

Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.

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twingey minge

When you experience a bit of a twinge in your minge

kerri: "Jill me minge is twinging"

Jill: "hahaha Twingey mingey"

Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

Minge twinge

An arousal of the vagina triggered by visual sexual stimulation

He he so hot he makes my minge twinge

minge-pumice

1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.

2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.

3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.

4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.

5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.

1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.

2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."

3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."

4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"

5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."

minge muncher

woman who likes to give oral pleasure to other women

she is a minge muncher

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Minge Twinge

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure

I just just minge twinged when your brother walked past. Sorry, that's pretty awkward..... do you have a tissue?

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