Yao Ming

Noun

An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.

This room is 3 Yao Mings long.

Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.

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twingey minge

When you experience a bit of a twinge in your minge

kerri: "Jill me minge is twinging"

Jill: "hahaha Twingey mingey"

Minge twinge

An arousal of the vagina triggered by visual sexual stimulation

He he so hot he makes my minge twinge

Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

minge-pumice

1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.

2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.

3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.

4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.

5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.

1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.

2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."

3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."

4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"

5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."

minge muncher

woman who likes to give oral pleasure to other women

she is a minge muncher

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Minge Twinge

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure

I just just minge twinged when your brother walked past. Sorry, that's pretty awkward..... do you have a tissue?

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