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The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.
Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.
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The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.
Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."
Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
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He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.
That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!
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This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.
Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*
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An insult worse than than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. This is the worst insult imaginable and there is absolutely no recovery from it.
Grant: ur mum gay
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.
The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.
After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
The only insult worse than your granny tranny.
Dave: Your mom gay
Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*